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Circumcise me, Rabbi!
San Francisco is going 4loko crazy. They want to get up all into children’s junk. And argue that children should not be circumcised for any reason (because they are minors). Did they forget something...
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Why can’t there be a Synagogue of John Coltrane?
The Saxophone Saint from Turnstyle Video on Vimeo. Services at Synagogue blow. I don’t care if you go to a Reconstructionist synagogue. Prayers are boring. God doesn’t love you. Adding some guitar or...
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Want to work at a company called ‘Hipster’?
Sometimes you gotta jump the trendy buzz words and use it to your advantage. We Bogarted ‘hipster’ over a year ago, not merely to have creative license to be HUGE dickheads, but also to exploit a...
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FORESKIN MAN Vs. MONSTER MOHEL
Disclaimer: most of us spent last weekend reeling from Weinergate which unfortunately overshadowed the other Heeb-related issue of the weekend: The Great Foreskin Question. We know this is old news....
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Imperial Teen – HJs @ SXSW 2012
Can You Guess Which One Is Jewish? I’m proud of this band. Not only does Imperial Teen have the oldest Hipster Jew of SXSW this year, but it also has the (as far as I know) only gay Jewish Hipster at...
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Catlandia is a funny Portlandia parody
If only Portlandia had more cats. Catlandia is a SF-based parody about Portlandia concerning getting stray cats spayed and neutered. Yes, if you didn’t understand that last sentence don’t worry...
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Irony alert: Man named Weiner hates Weiners in public
Update: Weiner won. Nudity is banned. Weiner is a dick. Ugh. The Weiners of the world are such dicks. Yeah, I know that sentence is terrible and punny. But c’mon Scott Weiner of San Fransisco, if a...
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Blame the Jews for playing Sports on Xmas
Look at all those Jews getting Jewwy with Jew-Congress Finally someone at the San Fransisco Chronicle nailed it. THE JEWS ARE RUINING XMAS…for freakishly large millionaires. Hmmm. Wait. Maybe I’m...
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